I made a silly decision to tell a few family members and friends that we were TTC so I had every body trying to give me suggestions on how to make it happen. I have compiled a list of suggestions and who made them. This should at least hand you a bit of a laugh.
1. Stand on your head after sex- My father in law.
2. You do know that you have to have intercourse in order to make a baby?- DH's uncle who didn't know we were trying.
3. Just relax and try to forget about it- work mate.
4. Go on a holiday- Another work mate.
5. Make sure you have lots of sex around ovulation time- My mum!!!
6. Make sure you are doing it in the missionary position to avoid his stuff coming out- My friend.
7. Make sure you shove a pillow under your bum after sex- An aunt.
I might add to this list as time goes on. It's so funny hearing everyone's input on our sex life. A lot of conversations revolve around my ovaries and how often we have sex!!
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